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reason s to date me
- i have at least ten money saved up in the bank, can buy chicken nugget
- i am very popular in nintendogs
- i have a dog and its okay if you ignore me just to play wit h the dog because i will probably do that too
- macaroni and cheese
- i
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I suppose it would be like deciding to eat a giant piece of banana and then changing your mind a bunch of times.
I just want to cut off the unwanted bits of myself until theres nothing left